FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
USEFUL TIPS
(How to impress me.)
Q: Do you see couples?
A: Only if both other parties possess a penis! Sorry, but I'm very straight... no girl on girl from me, and I'm not comfortable being watched by your female partner either.
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Q: Do you offer HH/short appointments?
A: No, I prefer and prioritize longer bookings. I do not like to rush or feel rushed!
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Q: Do you do last minute appointments? Can I see you now?
A: Unfortunately I cannot often accommodate last minute bookings. My minimum notice requirements are listed on my schedule page.
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Q: Darn, well can you let me know if someone cancels? I can come right away!
A: This is difficult to set up since I require a deposit ahead of time. Unless you are a trusted regular this is not likely a possibility.
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Q: Can I skip the deposit? I'll just bring you a cash deposit in person.
A: That completely negates the point of the deposit. It is not just for time, it is also for safety!
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Q: I smoke inside my room but promise not to when you are there, is that okay.?
A: I am very sensitive to this, so unfortunately if you've been smoking inside at all I will be uncomfortable. My no smoking policy is written on my rates page.
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Q: Can you do a FMTY to my city?
A: That is a potential option, click here for more information on FMTY bookings!
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Q: Do you like rough play? Can I spank you?
A: Only if you want our time together to end immediately! I do not allow myself to be treated roughly at all, nor do I allow anyone to lay their hands on me in an aggressive way.
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Q: I know it says you don't discuss services but can you please tell me what's included??
A: If you NEED a specific service then I suggest seeing a provider who explicitly offers it. I don't want to see people who regard me as a walking menu, I seek true human to human connection.
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Q: Should I bring wine/a gift for our appointment?
A: A gift is aways appreciated, especially when it is thoughtful or useful! Unfortunately I am very allergic to alcohol, so I cannot share any with you. But you are free to bring some for yourself!
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Q: Will you film onlyfans content with me??
A: Unfortunately I only film with a very select few filming partners who have experience in doing so. I am not open to new filming partners unless I have announced a casting call.
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Q: Can I leave you a review?
A: *NO!* Sorry for the dramatic bolding here, but I no longer allow reviews. Our time is private and for us alone to share.
TIP: ARRIVE ON TIME.
Please do not arrive early for your appointment. If you are 10 minutes early, just sit and wait in your vehicle (or elsewhere, discreetly) until your appointment time.
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TIP: DO NOT ENTER THE BUILDING EARLY.
Please, please, PLEASE... do not enter the building before I have given you the okay to do so. Do not come inside and wait in the lobby for me to be ready! I may require you to buzz in from the outside, or I just may not be comfortable with you sitting around downstairs.
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TIP: NO HITTING!
Pro Tip: Do not ever lay your hands on another human being without asking their permission first. (Yes, this includes spanking.) I am very sensitive to pain and do not allow any rough play whatsoever.
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TIP: HYGIENE
I will provide everything you might need for freshening up, including a towel, deodorant, mouthwash, gum, soap... please use them!
Make SURE you have washed between your cheeks (with soap). Trust me... the smell is obvious if you haven't. If I offer you gum, take it.
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TIP: TRIM THOSE NAILS
Your fingernails being even slightly untrimmed will feel like you are cutting/pinching in certain areas. Make sure you use the flat, soft part of your finger to touch and never the edge of the nail!
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TIP: MANSCAPE
I understand that if you're married and need to be discreet, you may not be able to manscape without questions being asked at home. However rocking a full bush will lead to much less mouth time down there, just FYI.
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TIP: CHILL
Don't walk in trying to run the show and start demanding I do a bunch of things. Just relax and let me take care of you. Being demanding will only ensure you will not get a second meeting.
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TIP: SENSUALITY RULES ALL
If you want to know how to please me, all you have to do is... touch me! I love being touched all over. I love a good, deep massage or the soft teasing of fingertips across my back. I will absolutely melt in your hands if you know how to go slow and savour every moment.
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TIP: PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE
My onlyfans might have you all hot and bothered, but please do not expect that you are getting a representation of what a session with me is like. I film porn... not my sessions. It's made with the camera in mind and is a completely different experience than seeing me.